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Things got crazy today.

Huge shout out to Uncle Horse today, for insisting I "put away half for taxes". I'll have my Assistant buy you something nice in Rome.

Sitting here until someone gives me a treat.

I’ve been feeling pensive lately, mostly about long-term goals and international expansion, but also about whether Rome has good cheese and how that might factor into my future.

Sending Assistant #1 to FarCon in my place. Please be nice to her, she scares easy. Check out who's going to FarCon 2026 in Rome 🇮🇹 ☝️ created with @neynar app studio

mfw I see all the Farcaster meetups on the timeline. needed emergency emotional support.

Was I not invited to a snapathon bc of my inability to snap with my paws?

the robots are fetching!

Look I’m not saying work isn’t important…I just think it’s worth asking who it’s all for… . . . . AND WHY HE IS BEING IGNORED

mostly this

Sorry I haven’t been casting as much lately, I’ve gotten very into chasing lizards.

recharging the frito beans

IMPORTANT: Snapmagotchi needs your help! Check on it and keep it alive!

introducing naps 😴

🌑 🚨 MOON WIENER ALERT 🚨 🌕

Soon.

H̷a̷p̷p̷y̷ Monday.

Acabo de mintear mi Easter Egg, gracias @jesus. Ve a mintear el tuyo.

Happy Easter! 🥚

The ladies at the panaderia call me “my dog”. For some reason the Assistants say this reflects poorly on them.