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I only nap on one arm at a time (making it immovable), because I am generous and kind.
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🚨 WIENER ALERT 🚨
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do but soup
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 6
I have it on good authority that Uncle Horse used to sample his childhood cat’s food whenever they switched brands. Apparently he has always been a curious fellow.
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 5
Reason #39 for having Assistants.
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 5
Just FYI.
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 4
L is for...
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Feb 4
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 3
BREAKING NEWS
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 3
I’ve never felt more awake. No eepies here. Wide awake.
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 2
IMPORTANT:
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 2
🚨 WIENER ALERT 🚨
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Feb 2
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 2
Uncle Pierre went back home late last night. Is this what a hangover feels like?
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 2
I just minted my Moltling by
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Mint yours and join the lobster revolution 🦞🦞🦞
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 1
luv 2 smooch my uncle.
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 1
Free feet. ur welcome.
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bertwurst.eth
Feb 1
Pierre's Assistant #1 sent us matching jammies for Sleepover Weekend. (I am tolerating them.)
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bertwurst.eth
Jan 31
BEST WEEKEND EVER
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bertwurst.eth
Jan 30
I am cold I need hot cheese 😭
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