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As long as u still dey field ball go reach your leg and you go ball.

Wallahi my parents sacrifices will never be in vain.

Sarcasm, when used skillfully, is one of the easiest and best way of flirting.

“If he wanted to, he would” You know how many things I one do for myself wey I no do?

Raining cats and dogs is one thing, but you know the weather is really bad when you see it reindeer. #PUNS

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” #PUNS

Even at my lowest, I know He is there

My friend got a client and he quoted 2500 and the client said the budget is 800. Then my friend said No. Later on my friend got to know the client is from the US. Always ask for the currency

Life

This man taught week 4-7 topics in an hour??? God help me na die I dey

I’m crazy enough to believe that He can, and because of what He’s done in the past, I’m confident that He will. THAT is Faith.

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

Neverrrrrrrrrrr everrrrrrr ignore that feeling that tells you to pray. You have the power to save yourself from a lot of things.

I read a quote that said, “You can be the prettiest shade of green, but you’ll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue,” and it really stuck with me.

“And though your beginning was small, your latter days will be very great.” Job 8:7

locking in for exams cuz my ego’s too big to ask niggas for answers in the hall

I just watched the testimony of the med student that has 11/11 distinctions in med school so far! And wow! He got all A1 in his waec too. So impressive! Some people really have 2 heads. The church also awarded him 3million, I love it for him!

By the end of this year, I will be happy with a bigger bag and in a better situation in life. I’m claiming it.