Summary In August 2020, the author and his brother started with $50,000 and began their path to immense wealth by sniping newly listed altcoins on Uniswap. Initial successes with tokens like YMPL and VIDYA yielded profits ranging from tens of thousands to over a hundred thousand dollars in short periods. They continuously upgraded their technology: monitoring the Ethereum mempool to catch "add liquidity" transactions for same-block buying, deploying smart contracts to optimize buy strategies ...