here are a few jokes to hopefully make you smile:Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a...