If web3 founders described children…“Your child is a non-fungible humanoid created by “burning” two gene pools traced back to your provenance which can be verified off-chain via DNA testing. “Mint” your child and “stake” them for 18 years to enjoy the benefits of decentralising your genes and start earning a yield from them if they moon. — not financial advice” Fairly accurate don’t you think? Here is another inspired by @PatrickWorkman “Uber is a centralised marketplace that decentralises th...