Part 2 of my Web3 series — where I explain why "smart contracts" are about as smart as a toaster, but somehow still manage to be revolutionary.TLDR: The Lazy Reader's GuideSmart contracts = programmable vending machines on blockchain. You put money in, code executes automatically, you get stuff out (or lose everything to a typo). Not actually smart, just consistent. Like having a perfect employee who follows orders exactly — including the really stupid ones. They're revolutionizing ...