Once upon a time, in the mystical land of Goalington, there existed a football team like no other—the Wizards United. These players weren’t your typical athletes; they were actual wizards who could bend reality with their kicks and summon lightning bolts for corner kicks. The team captain, Merlin the Magnificent, had a long white beard that trailed behind him as he sprinted across the field. His specialty? The “Invisible Ball” spell. With a flick of his wand, the football would vanish, leavin...