I have five minutes before the next meeting. Slack pings. New research. New Tweets. New thoughtboi article on X. New research on Farcaster. Link to an article on Base app. My mind is fried. I cannot read rn. Not like that. Schizoposts are easy. 140 characters is all my brain can process rn. I haven't even had the chance to finish writing my to-do list. Another day in the trenches. And all it cost me was some brain cells.

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