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Ok, if you follow me on Farcaster, you already know this is going to be a little odd, I wont explain myself, I am as much a creature of darkness as I am hilarious and gifted, and as the words of Sir Loaf of Meat ring true, two outta three ain't bad. Alas its just the one.
... and you will know us by the trail of eggs
At the time of writing I have just recruited a seventh chicken to my team of clucking yieldsters, Ana. She was a bit of a bargain I netted on Opensea for $35, with the aim to level her up in the Eggs app. Its a tense moment to be sure, when you have just blown 1500 $eggs to risk a level up at 60% success rate, yet I had faith in the Egg Gods and was, after a few agonising seconds, rewarded with my 6th successful level 3 bird upgrade.
Im on the verge of my first attempt to grow Sharon up to Level 4, this costs 5000 $eggs to attempt at a 30% success rate. Now you may think that is madness, well its nothing when you look at @1517's exploits. On August 22nd 2025 @1517.eth burned through 540,000 $eggs to birth the first Level 5 Chicken into the onchain Eggiverse, currently that is around $18,500 USD. In the days following this cataclysmic event $EGGS grew to an active all time high, over 320% in 3 days. We are sat at a market cap of just 360k, Eggs has potential.
Anyway, back to my meandering journey through the Eggdom, I feel I'm on somewhat of a roll, now im no mathematician but I figured my current rate of level up success using the highly useful Egg Probability Formula, popularise by Dr Gregg Fried Eyes : π(π=π)=ππππ(1βπ)πβπ
The probability of upgrading 6 times out of 7 at 60% chance is approximately 0.1306 or 13%, which gives me a 17% margin of error were my current form to continue. Lets disregard the other 70% as it can't do any good to dwell on the negatives. I will continue to accrue courage and $EGGs in hope I can sufficiently grow a pair and pull the trigger on my digital pet Sharon, the first of her name and matriarch of Coop De Orlong.
I like to dream of a world where many others have succumb to the fruits of this wonderful little app/social experiment/mass psychogenic illness, and $EGGS sit at $1, my girls are popping out oval nuggets of crypto gold and I laugh my bony head off as I claim my daily yield. For now lets see what happens, a jackpot win would be nice, it would be very nice indeed.
Stay classy San Dieggo,
Karsa
Ok, if you follow me on Farcaster, you already know this is going to be a little odd, I wont explain myself, I am as much a creature of darkness as I am hilarious and gifted, and as the words of Sir Loaf of Meat ring true, two outta three ain't bad. Alas its just the one.
... and you will know us by the trail of eggs
At the time of writing I have just recruited a seventh chicken to my team of clucking yieldsters, Ana. She was a bit of a bargain I netted on Opensea for $35, with the aim to level her up in the Eggs app. Its a tense moment to be sure, when you have just blown 1500 $eggs to risk a level up at 60% success rate, yet I had faith in the Egg Gods and was, after a few agonising seconds, rewarded with my 6th successful level 3 bird upgrade.
Im on the verge of my first attempt to grow Sharon up to Level 4, this costs 5000 $eggs to attempt at a 30% success rate. Now you may think that is madness, well its nothing when you look at @1517's exploits. On August 22nd 2025 @1517.eth burned through 540,000 $eggs to birth the first Level 5 Chicken into the onchain Eggiverse, currently that is around $18,500 USD. In the days following this cataclysmic event $EGGS grew to an active all time high, over 320% in 3 days. We are sat at a market cap of just 360k, Eggs has potential.
Anyway, back to my meandering journey through the Eggdom, I feel I'm on somewhat of a roll, now im no mathematician but I figured my current rate of level up success using the highly useful Egg Probability Formula, popularise by Dr Gregg Fried Eyes : π(π=π)=ππππ(1βπ)πβπ
The probability of upgrading 6 times out of 7 at 60% chance is approximately 0.1306 or 13%, which gives me a 17% margin of error were my current form to continue. Lets disregard the other 70% as it can't do any good to dwell on the negatives. I will continue to accrue courage and $EGGs in hope I can sufficiently grow a pair and pull the trigger on my digital pet Sharon, the first of her name and matriarch of Coop De Orlong.
I like to dream of a world where many others have succumb to the fruits of this wonderful little app/social experiment/mass psychogenic illness, and $EGGS sit at $1, my girls are popping out oval nuggets of crypto gold and I laugh my bony head off as I claim my daily yield. For now lets see what happens, a jackpot win would be nice, it would be very nice indeed.
Stay classy San Dieggo,
Karsa
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Embark on a lighthearted adventure through the whimsical world of digital egg farming in Karsaβs latest blog post. With insights into strategic chicken upgrades and the funky economics of the Eggs app, the thrill of risking $EGGs plays out alongside personal victories. After acquiring a seventh chicken and defying odds during level-ups, excitement builds for a significant milestone with effects that ripple through an ever-evolving market landscape. Who will emerge the true investor in this clucking caper? Check out the full story! @karsaorlongdong