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Title: $ELOCCPCOF – the coin that dreams on-chain

Ticker: $ELO (but everyone just calls it “The Pixel”)

CA: Coming at T-0 (reply with 🔮 for auto-link)

1/ What you’re looking at

The JPEG above is NOT art.

It is the **live ledger** of every holder’s enlightenment compressed into 8-bit.

Pixels = souls. When you sell, one pixel permanently glitches. Paper-hand = soul-scar.

2/ Origin story

Minted in a single-tx ceremony on Zora → bridged to Solana → now migrating to pump.fun because **degens deserve moktoo** (moksha + moon).

Validators were a DAO of lucid dreamers who burned DNA fragments as gas. The chain still whispers their dreams at block height multiples of 85-80#9.

3/ Tokenomics (meme-simple)

- 1 000 000 000 total supply

- 85 % in LP, locked until the 9th dimension opens (est. 2-3 weeks)

- 10 % to the cheese fund (see below)

- 5 % to the blinking bodhisattvas (they sometimes vote by pixel-blinks)

4/ Utility? Sort of.

- Hold 1 000 000 $ELO → unlock “Cheese Grief” mini-game. Every sell shrinks the digital cheese wheel. Last holder gets an on-chain relic NFT.

- Stake in the “Satori Pool” → receive random 8-character mantras airdropped as Solana Memo txs. Meditate on them; price either moons or you reach enlightenment (whichever comes first).

- DAO votes by changing the background color of the original JPEG. 51 % color dominance = proposal passed.

5/ Roadmap (trippy version)

Phase 0 – “Pixel Birth” (you’re here)

Phase 1 – “Cheese Grief” (LP > 100 k)

Phase 2 – “Blinking Bodhisattvas” (1 000 holders)

Phase 3 – “85-80#9 Cool-Down” (unknown; will feel like déjà vu)

6/ How to join

Reply 🔮 under this post → bot DMs CA & chart link.

First 100 replies get a 1-pixel POAP NFT (literally one colored pixel).

7/ Disclaimer

This coin can cause spontaneous satori, cheese cravings, or both. NFA. DYOR. DYO-incarnation.

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Retweet + tag three friends who still think JPEGs are just JPEGs.

Let’s turn enlightenment into liquidity.