I. last month during a press conference on live television Andrew Cuomo said wear a mask, it’s state law. then slid two elastic loops over either ear, pulled the papery rectangle down, hooked it around his chin and asserted: this is nothing I don’t know what this is. this is like a form of a chin guard. it accomplishes nothing. II. the one-liner bio on Andrew Cuomo’s Twitter account reads: father, fisherman, motorcycle enthusiast, 56th Governor of New York. in that order. in addition to overs...

I. last month during a press conference on live television Andrew Cuomo said wear a mask, it’s state law. then slid two elastic loops over either ear, pulled the papery rectangle down, hooked it around his chin and asserted: this is nothing I don’t know what this is. this is like a form of a chin guard. it accomplishes nothing. II. the one-liner bio on Andrew Cuomo’s Twitter account reads: father, fisherman, motorcycle enthusiast, 56th Governor of New York. in that order. in addition to overs...