Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama! This week we learned that even reasonable women love to larp and shitpost, crypto exists just to make USD even more popular, and degens have no idea what fully diluted valuation means. We’re really going to zero. Ethereum fees are now cheaper than coffee, everyone’s rekt, and DeFi is dead. Punks are now trading below Ξ50, a phished ape halted the production of its TV Show, and professional investors have entered goblintown. Everything’s going to zero.. Except ...