**His text read, “Hi Joan, trust all is well... In Sydney tomorrow night if you would like to catch up! Best Mick.” There were a few problems with this. To start, an ellipse and exclamation mark is, to say the least, a bold punctuation combination. More worrying was that my name wasn’t Joan ...! But I did know a Joan. She was my height, with a more dewy complexion. Joan was flirty and elusive. An easy breezy cool girl that would leave before she is left. I replied, “Hey stranger, 9.30 too lat...
