You say bad things about someone, and then you turn around and you find him right behind you.

You say bad things about someone, and then you turn around and you find him right behind you.

Unexpectedly, she got the ability to take a bath as soon as she chatted with a girl.

Unexpectedly, she got the ability to take a bath as soon as she chatted with a girl.

When asking a friend to go out, he said "on the road" at three o'clock, but he still said "on the road" at eight o'clock.

When asking a friend to go out, he said "on the road" at three o'clock, but he still said "on the road" at eight o'clock.

I received a call from my buddy in the middle of the night. He said he had a car accident last week. "Fortunately you escaped from the dead," I said. "No"

I received a call from my buddy in the middle of the night. He said he had a car accident last week. "Fortunately you escaped from the dead," I said. "No"

It is 3 am, and an official alert message reminds you that the content of the message is: "Don't look at the moon". At the same time, you find that the phone has received a message from a celebrity: "The night is so beautiful, look out the window"

It is 3 am, and an official alert message reminds you that the content of the message is: "Don't look at the moon". At the same time, you find that the phone has received a message from a celebrity: "The night is so beautiful, look out the window"

My girlfriend says I'm the fastest man in the world.

My girlfriend says I'm the fastest man in the world.

I accidentally cried a girlfriend who has many brothers.

I accidentally cried a girlfriend who has many brothers.

"Sleep for two more minutes!" I turned off the alarm.

"Sleep for two more minutes!" I turned off the alarm.

When I was drowsy in bed, I heard my mother say "I will use your computer"

When I was drowsy in bed, I heard my mother say "I will use your computer"

Just five minutes into the movie, the bastard in front was spoiling loudly.

Just five minutes into the movie, the bastard in front was spoiling loudly.

No matter what she talks to the goddess, she just responds "oh"

No matter what she talks to the goddess, she just responds "oh"

Life is like chocolate.

Life is like chocolate.