Many years ago there was an emperor who was very fond of wearing nice new clothes. He spent all his money on clothes in order to be well dressed, and he did not care at all about his army, nor did he like to go to the theater. He didn't like to go to the park in a carriage either, unless it was to show off his new clothes. He had to change into a new set of clothes every hour of the day. When people referred to the emperor they always said, "The emperor is in the boardroom." But when peo...