Just another day in crypto—scrolling through Telegram channels trying to earn enough for a stick of doctor’s sausage—and suddenly, boom:A "surprise" from Iran, an emergency Trump speech, and bets on Polymarket about a nuclear explosion in 2025?!👉 Polymarket: Nuclear Weapon Detonation in 2025

We truly live in wonderful times.

Maybe it’s time to throw those altcoin bags deep into the closet and pack a new kind of portfolio:

• ⏺ Canned meat

• ⏺ Hazmat suit

• ⏺ Bucket with a lid

Still holding long positions? Might be a good moment to rethink that.If your fingers are itching—maybe glance at those shorts 🩳

But seriously:I believe the darkest night is just before the dawn.That’s why I’m not selling anything from my portfolio—it’s already too late to panic. I’m just dragging along a couple of shorts and holding my shields. 🛡️

🤣 Honestly, opening a DIY candle stand in a subway tunnel looks more promising right now than buying more alts.

Just another day in crypto—scrolling through Telegram channels trying to earn enough for a stick of doctor’s sausage—and suddenly, boom:A "surprise" from Iran, an emergency Trump speech, and bets on Polymarket about a nuclear explosion in 2025?!👉 Polymarket: Nuclear Weapon Detonation in 2025

We truly live in wonderful times.

Maybe it’s time to throw those altcoin bags deep into the closet and pack a new kind of portfolio:

• ⏺ Canned meat

• ⏺ Hazmat suit

• ⏺ Bucket with a lid

Still holding long positions? Might be a good moment to rethink that.If your fingers are itching—maybe glance at those shorts 🩳

But seriously:I believe the darkest night is just before the dawn.That’s why I’m not selling anything from my portfolio—it’s already too late to panic. I’m just dragging along a couple of shorts and holding my shields. 🛡️

🤣 Honestly, opening a DIY candle stand in a subway tunnel looks more promising right now than buying more alts.