Just another day in crypto—scrolling through Telegram channels trying to earn enough for a stick of doctor’s sausage—and suddenly, boom:A "surprise" from Iran, an emergency Trump speech, and bets on Polymarket about a nuclear explosion in 2025?!👉 Polymarket: Nuclear Weapon Detonation in 2025 We truly live in wonderful times. Maybe it’s time to throw those altcoin bags deep into the closet and pack a new kind of portfolio:⏺ Canned meat⏺ Hazmat suit⏺ Bucket with a lidStill holding long positio...
