NFTs, NFTs, NFTs!

No Fap Tuesdays, right?

If you have been living under a rock, NFTs are Non-Fungible Tokens; digital, irreplicable, and blockchained.

NFTs can represent real-world items like Madonna’s punani.

And in the NFT world, a rock is worth more than your net worth.

I am not an NFT degen.

I missed out on Bored Apes, Cool Cats, Pudgy Penguins, Lazy Lions, Weird Whales, Okay Bears, and all other animal NFTs.

But at least I have an NFT of land on Mars, so Elona Musk got nothing on me.

Not forgetting my Moonies, because who does not want to go to the moon?

The cool thing about NFTs is that you can own your dream crib or car for cheap - like this condo or this Lambo.

Or if you are a SIMP, get a 7-ish.

Remember, none of this is real stuff.

You only enjoy it in the metaverse with Uncle Zuck.

Good luck on your NFT journey!

In case you get REKD, like the guy who minted Kevin, you can always cope with other rekt guys.

NFTs, NFTs, NFTs!

No Fap Tuesdays, right?

If you have been living under a rock, NFTs are Non-Fungible Tokens; digital, irreplicable, and blockchained.

NFTs can represent real-world items like Madonna’s punani.

And in the NFT world, a rock is worth more than your net worth.

I am not an NFT degen.

I missed out on Bored Apes, Cool Cats, Pudgy Penguins, Lazy Lions, Weird Whales, Okay Bears, and all other animal NFTs.

But at least I have an NFT of land on Mars, so Elona Musk got nothing on me.

Not forgetting my Moonies, because who does not want to go to the moon?

The cool thing about NFTs is that you can own your dream crib or car for cheap - like this condo or this Lambo.

Or if you are a SIMP, get a 7-ish.

Remember, none of this is real stuff.

You only enjoy it in the metaverse with Uncle Zuck.

Good luck on your NFT journey!

In case you get REKD, like the guy who minted Kevin, you can always cope with other rekt guys.