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When Uncle Funk grabs the mic, you don’t just listen — you feel it. The latest podcast dropped heavy alpha about the Citadel Token Generation Event (TGE), and it wasn’t smoke and mirrors. It was raw numbers, clear strategy and a vision that’s as bold as Funk.
With the community buzzing, the core team laid out exactly how the Citadel goes from dream to destiny — and why every holder of FUNK, Funkies, Funkettes, Lucille, or Doxxuki is sitting on a goldmine of opportunity.
Here’s the straight talk:
$45K → Yellow Capital (market makers, ensuring smooth trading).
$50K → DEX liquidity.
$200K → CEX liquidity.
$75K → Marketing campaigns + influencers.
$30K → Legal + exchange fees.
That’s $400K in two weeks to hit a November 2025 TGE launch window.
This isn’t about enriching venture capital. As Funk hammered home:
👉 “Our community is our liquidity.”
The Citadel isn’t a trailer. It’s a living MMO hub, with real-world value flowing through every NFT.
Funkies, Funkettes, Lucille, Doxxuki → all infused into gameplay, granting power, ownership, and rentable property.
Up to 5,000 players at launch = a demand for millions of NFTs (estimated 5M before full release).
Courage Token (in-game) fuels trading, rentals, infusions, and the player-to-player marketplace.
As Uncle Funk said:
👉 “If you’ve got Funkies, you’ve got apartments in Funkytown. If you’ve got Funkettes, you’ve got boutiques. And if you’ve got Funk, you’ve got the keys to shops, vehicles, and even capital ships.”
The podcast wasn’t just finance talk. It was community talk.
Streaming growth on Arena Social, X and Discord stages.
Voting push for G3 Awards.
Charity integration (off-ramps for donations).
Education modules so newcomers can thrive in Web3.
The vibe? Transparency, inclusivity, prosperity.
This is not another flash-in-the-pan crypto hustle. The Citadel team has:
Shipped real products (mints that sold out in under an hour).
Built real systems (infusion mechanics, NFT rentals, playable demo environments).
Maintained real integrity (3.5 years of grind, no rugs, no shortcuts).
And now, the TGE is the ignition point. Not the finish line — the runway.
Uncle Funk’s podcast felt less like an update and more like a battle cry.
The Citadel isn’t promising the moon. It’s building a city on it.
And every seat, every NFT, every FUNK token gets you closer to its glowing spire.
So ask yourself:
👉 Are you holding strong?
👉 Are you stacking Funk?
👉 Are you ready to be part of gaming history?
Because the message was loud and clear:
All roads lead to the Citadel.
And hats off where it’s due:
✨ Great job by Jason @Myth_Overlord and Rob @rob_osp for putting together this insanely brilliant strategy, and massive respect to Lovely Lennie for presenting it with calm clarity and absolute fire.
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👉 Support FUNK
👉 FUNK.AFRICA
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