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Scene: Noble as phone repair. no customer since morning 😩
Me: Omo, today dry like Pharaoh heart. No single customer don even ask “how much for charging port”
(Soldier waka enter with full swag )
Soldier: Young man! You be the phone doctor abi?
Me: Yessir! Na me dey perform phone miracle pass Jesus of Alaba 😂 Whatin happen to your device, sir?
Soldier: My phone just off during call with my madam. Since then e no gree on.
Me: 😳 Ah sir, e fit be spiritual issue. You sure say na phone off, abi your madam off you spiritually? 😂
Soldier: 😂 You dey mad abi? Just fix am before I use this my boot tap your destiny.
Me: No vex sir, make I check. [Opens phone]
Soldier: Hope you no go spoil am o. That phone na evidence for family meeting.
Me: Sir, your battery don die pass Nigeria economy . You go need new one.
Soldier: How much?
Me: Na small 6,500 only.
Soldier: 😳 Small what?! Na so una dey rob soldier for broad daylight?
Me: No sir this one na original, no be the kind wey shout “low battery” 5 minutes after full charge.
Soldier: You sure?
Me: Yes sir! If e fail, I go repair am free next time.
Soldier: Hmm… okay. But if e fail, next time I no go bring phone — I go bring belt.
Me: Sir abeg no belt, just bring charger make we pray for am.
(Later after fixing phone)
Me: Sir, phone don rise again like Lazarus 🙌😂
Soldier: Omo you sabi work! You fit fix government light next?
Me: 😂😂 No sir, that one pass my certificate. Even angels no dey fix NEPA wahala.
Soldier: You funny sha. Take this small change — buy malt before you faint from hunger.
Me: Ah, bless you sir! God go upgrade your rank spiritually
💖🔥 Good sales everyone 👍
#the soldier man 👨
Scene: Noble as phone repair. no customer since morning 😩
Me: Omo, today dry like Pharaoh heart. No single customer don even ask “how much for charging port”
(Soldier waka enter with full swag )
Soldier: Young man! You be the phone doctor abi?
Me: Yessir! Na me dey perform phone miracle pass Jesus of Alaba 😂 Whatin happen to your device, sir?
Soldier: My phone just off during call with my madam. Since then e no gree on.
Me: 😳 Ah sir, e fit be spiritual issue. You sure say na phone off, abi your madam off you spiritually? 😂
Soldier: 😂 You dey mad abi? Just fix am before I use this my boot tap your destiny.
Me: No vex sir, make I check. [Opens phone]
Soldier: Hope you no go spoil am o. That phone na evidence for family meeting.
Me: Sir, your battery don die pass Nigeria economy . You go need new one.
Soldier: How much?
Me: Na small 6,500 only.
Soldier: 😳 Small what?! Na so una dey rob soldier for broad daylight?
Me: No sir this one na original, no be the kind wey shout “low battery” 5 minutes after full charge.
Soldier: You sure?
Me: Yes sir! If e fail, I go repair am free next time.
Soldier: Hmm… okay. But if e fail, next time I no go bring phone — I go bring belt.
Me: Sir abeg no belt, just bring charger make we pray for am.
(Later after fixing phone)
Me: Sir, phone don rise again like Lazarus 🙌😂
Soldier: Omo you sabi work! You fit fix government light next?
Me: 😂😂 No sir, that one pass my certificate. Even angels no dey fix NEPA wahala.
Soldier: You funny sha. Take this small change — buy malt before you faint from hunger.
Me: Ah, bless you sir! God go upgrade your rank spiritually
💖🔥 Good sales everyone 👍
#the soldier man 👨
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