#cgefilms And waistbides bby 😂👀

So I once dated this fine girl with waist beads, ehn… the beads had more confidence than me! 😩😂

First day I hugged her, I heard “clink clink” — I thought my phone fell. She smiled and said, “Don’t worry, it’s my protection.” Protection against what, abeg? Temptation or confusion?

One day, we were chilling and she stood up to dance small. My brother, those waist beads started doing praise and worship! 💃🔥 Even my brain lost connection, I started speaking in tongues — “Waist bead ooo, have mercy!” 😂

But the funny part? Anytime she was angry, she’d remove them dramatically like she was revoking my access. I’d just sit there thinking, “God, please reconnect me.” 🤦‍♂️😂

Since then, I respect any girl wearing waist beads. Because once those beads move, your sense will move too. 💃

Hw is it going today lovers 💞

#cgefilms And waistbides bby 😂👀

So I once dated this fine girl with waist beads, ehn… the beads had more confidence than me! 😩😂

First day I hugged her, I heard “clink clink” — I thought my phone fell. She smiled and said, “Don’t worry, it’s my protection.” Protection against what, abeg? Temptation or confusion?

One day, we were chilling and she stood up to dance small. My brother, those waist beads started doing praise and worship! 💃🔥 Even my brain lost connection, I started speaking in tongues — “Waist bead ooo, have mercy!” 😂

But the funny part? Anytime she was angry, she’d remove them dramatically like she was revoking my access. I’d just sit there thinking, “God, please reconnect me.” 🤦‍♂️😂

Since then, I respect any girl wearing waist beads. Because once those beads move, your sense will move too. 💃

Hw is it going today lovers 💞