one day, David dickinson heard his show dickinsons real deal was to be cancelled by itv. So David took it upon himself to go and see the chief commissioning editor of itv. As soon as David walked into the room he stuck his big toe into the mouth of the chief commissioning editor and he let out the biggest maniacal bellowing laugh you'd ever heard, it was like two slices of bacon being slapped against a garden fence. David said to the chief that he demanded that his show stays on the air ...