Now available for a limited time: Gabe, the Action Figure! Accessories include: laptop, robot, cat, camera, and tools for marketing and engineering. Existential dread sold separately. I think how we craft resumes is all wrong--at least for people like me. "Blah blah blah, I did this... numbers, buzzwords, KPIs, synergy, blah." I’ve seen brilliant people with terrible resumes and walking LinkedIn profiles with zero spark in real life. Maybe it’s time we build more human resumes. So here’s mine...