🎷 ETH at $4600 & the Messaging Crime That Still Slaps
CryptoJazzHands collector's edition — posted here for the real ones.

We hit $4600 and the martinis are back on the menu.
Not because we didn’t believe… but because messaging matters more when the market's got momentum.

When it’s down?
Everyone’s suddenly a philosopher.
When it’s up?
Everyone forgets they ever hired a vibes-based growth advisor and called it “strategy.”

Here’s the truth:
ETH at $4600 doesn’t fix your funnel.
It just makes the stakes louder.

💅 That’s why we keep receipts.
🧨 That’s why we post in purple.
🍸 And that’s why the Messaging Crimes Unit is permanently on call.

If you’re only showing up now that ETH’s back in its high heels…
congrats. You’re not early. You’re just loud.

✨ But if you’ve been here—adjusting tone, fixing narrative drift, dodging jargon landmines—welcome back. We see you. We toast to you.

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