CryptoJazzHands

We spent years insisting crypto was different. Uncorrelated. A hedge against traditional finance. Digital gold that didn't move with markets. Last weekend killed that narrative. Tariff tweet tanks equities on Friday. By Sunday, crypto bled harder than anything in traditional markets. Not because of some crypto-specific disaster — because the stock market sneezed and we caught pneumonia. What changed: Institutional adoption legitimized crypto. It also made us correlate with every other risk as...