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SIMP FOR THE CHAIN

You fell in love with a blockchain. Not a person. Not a vision. Just… a chain. It didn’t reply. It never noticed. But you kept minting, staking, simping. You named your wallet after it. You defended its gas fees like holy scripture. You called every criticism “FUD.” You called yourself… “early.” You once said, "It’s not about profit, it’s about community." Then it rugpulled. Twice. But you stayed. Because love is blind. Especially when it’s onchain.

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