Zen anarcho crypto isn't a philosophy, it's a diagnosis. You either get it or you don't. Either you understand that attaching your ego to black candles is the same trap as attaching it to the static tv in the 80s office, or you spend your whole life playing status games with slightly different scorecards. When the HR bot asks "what's in your wallet?" in 2026, she's not running a credit check. She's checking whether you've achieved non-attachment while simultaneously going all-in on $PONZI. Wh...