Washington, D.C. — In a bold move to demonstrate innovation, unity, and a total disregard for traditional sanity, the White House has officially announced that President Trump will now be accompanied at all times by Gary Meta X, a plush toy dog from the highly distinguished Doginal Dogs community. White House insiders confirm that Gary Meta X is no ordinary stuffed animal. “He’s basically the backbone of this administration,” one aide whispered while nervously fluffing Gary’s ears before a pr...
