One day, a man named Scott fell into the metaverse. What happened next is a matter of some dispute. Some say he was never real to begin with—that he was a manifestation of AI become personified. Others say he was an NFT who gained sentience and escaped from the Bored Ape Yacht Club on the back of a tiny pink Jet Ski. Still others believe he was born from a seashell in the mythical land of Malta, with nothing but an iPhone and a MetaMask wallet to announce his entrance into the annals of histo...

One day, a man named Scott fell into the metaverse. What happened next is a matter of some dispute. Some say he was never real to begin with—that he was a manifestation of AI become personified. Others say he was an NFT who gained sentience and escaped from the Bored Ape Yacht Club on the back of a tiny pink Jet Ski. Still others believe he was born from a seashell in the mythical land of Malta, with nothing but an iPhone and a MetaMask wallet to announce his entrance into the annals of histo...

Read the previous chapter here:https://mirror.xyz/ellegriffin.eth/CV4qHfbMuSnb5TqS9PvSbtDNOLcXoObsCXEGj5NaVIM There was something off about the temple—it appeared to be glowing, vibrating even. But then, the strangest thing, the angel Moroni shook from his parapet, the trumpet fell from his lips and then… was he blowing bubbles? Sure enough, giant pink bubbles blew from the angel’s lips and bounced across the sky. It would have been quite the spectacle if anyone had noticed, but a Justin Bieb...

Read the previous chapter here:https://mirror.xyz/ellegriffin.eth/CV4qHfbMuSnb5TqS9PvSbtDNOLcXoObsCXEGj5NaVIM There was something off about the temple—it appeared to be glowing, vibrating even. But then, the strangest thing, the angel Moroni shook from his parapet, the trumpet fell from his lips and then… was he blowing bubbles? Sure enough, giant pink bubbles blew from the angel’s lips and bounced across the sky. It would have been quite the spectacle if anyone had noticed, but a Justin Bieb...

Read the previous chapter here:https://mirror.xyz/ellegriffin.eth/wLGwA87gcCq0H7zHCS8jGKrhJv6xUZSqofFBZaVKWKM The old man bowed his head in prayer. The Church needed more followers—and not just Church followers, but like real, actual TikTok followers. His own daughter would be lost to Kanye if he didn’t act soon—and the Church’s first post really didn’t go over so well. Apparently, people didn’t take too kindly to twelve old men dancing in white suits. Which, honestly, was kind of shocking. S...

Read the previous chapter here:https://mirror.xyz/ellegriffin.eth/wLGwA87gcCq0H7zHCS8jGKrhJv6xUZSqofFBZaVKWKM The old man bowed his head in prayer. The Church needed more followers—and not just Church followers, but like real, actual TikTok followers. His own daughter would be lost to Kanye if he didn’t act soon—and the Church’s first post really didn’t go over so well. Apparently, people didn’t take too kindly to twelve old men dancing in white suits. Which, honestly, was kind of shocking. S...

Read the previous chapter here:https://mirror.xyz/ellegriffin.eth/RK7joN6T0ny0rx3eBx7ugrkEl0aN6eQ8DoUBX7mMwoQ Scott felt different. He looked down from the cave and saw that the beach party had devolved into a sort of distorted paradise. Some were buying up Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Burberry purses for more money than they cost in the real world. Others lay crying in the moondust, their tears drifting into outer space because the site crashed while they were trying to buy avatars from The Mat...

Read the previous chapter here:https://mirror.xyz/ellegriffin.eth/RK7joN6T0ny0rx3eBx7ugrkEl0aN6eQ8DoUBX7mMwoQ Scott felt different. He looked down from the cave and saw that the beach party had devolved into a sort of distorted paradise. Some were buying up Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Burberry purses for more money than they cost in the real world. Others lay crying in the moondust, their tears drifting into outer space because the site crashed while they were trying to buy avatars from The Mat...