One day a man decided that he was sick and tired of going home every payday and giving his check to his wife. So the next payday he cashed his check and went out partying all weekend. When he finally decided to come home，there was his wife waiting for him on the front porch. As soon as she saw him she started in，“... Where have you been？Why haven’t you called？Where is your paycheck？”She stopped，noticing that he appeared not to be listening at all. She then grabbed his face and stated very har...
