I Just Wanted to Insure Things, Not Summon Skynet Let me tell you a little story about ambition, Ethereum, and a smart contract that decided it was done being smart and opted for chaos instead. So, there I am, peacefully coding a collateralized insurance solution—you know, the good kind of DeFi. It’s supposed to protect people. Give them peace of mind. Maybe even restore their faith in smart contracts and insurance itself. A noble quest. But then... it happened. I deployed. Refreshed the site...