Ah, Web3. That shiny new internet frontier where decentralization is king, JPEGs are art, and everyone’s either “building” or “vibing.” But lurking just behind every DAO proposal and Discord server is a curious species: The Web3 Faker. Part hype beast, part philosopher, part DJ—this creature has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing while sounding like they invented Ethereum in a dream. Let’s break down the typical Web3 Faker experience:The Whitepaper WhispererThey haven’t written a li...