You're vibing on your balcony, sipping coffee, Project Mocha Coffee (I hope they are reading this, those deliveries, Yawa), checking your Solana bag (it's red, as usual), and feeling safe because your Ledger is in the sock drawer, your VPN is on, and your wallet has a meme coin named after a frog. You’re untraceable, right? WRONG. Somewhere, in a fluorescent-lit office at the Kenyan FRC, a cyber-sleuth named Mwangi with a Master's in Black Tea and Suspicion is doing what no one else can — loo...