— A Love Letter to Web3, Lisk, and Tokenized Coffee
By INUAA
Kwanza, smell that. No, not the mutura from the corner. Not your neighbor’s overcooked cabbage. That other smell. That’s the sweet, spicy, smoky stench of partnership. It's what happens when INUAA links up with the brands we admire—the ones we've been low-key stalking on X, tagging on LinkedIn, and manifesting into our pitch decks like desperate Gen Zs on a vision board.
Let’s start with Lisk.
Forever supportive. Always showing up. And Bratipah—the omnipresent, all-seeing guardian angel of the web3 world. You open your laptop—“Unado?” she asks. You sneeze—“Need help?” You blink—“Are you building?” Honestly, if Bratipah started a church, we’d tithe in stablecoins.
Then come Peter and Paul. No, not the gospel duo. These two are fishing—not for men, but for tokenized coffee drinkers. We’re proud—prouder than a Kenyan parent whose kid just got a job at?{we are quite happy working for ourselves}—to work alongside these big-hearted visionaries.
As part of our mission to educate Kenyans on web3, we’re partnering with Lisk for the learning, and with Project Mocha for the earning (and maybe a few sips of the sacred bean).
Now, we know people are busy. Some of you are chasing dreams, others are just chasing lunch. So, we’ve created three-time tracks to fit your schedule:
🐓 Early Bird: 7–8 AM
Midday Sojourner: 12–1 PM
🌙 Late Night Learner: 7–8 PM
We’ll be refining the exact times with the professionals already in our group, because we don’t guess—we consult. And to keep your week spicy but not stressful, sessions will be on either:
Monday, Wednesday, Friday or
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
(We’ll finalize that with the squad too—no one wants a Monday morning surprise.)
Who are we?
INUAA—watu wa mkono. People of action. Wire holders. Hustlers of the blockchain. We are that friend who teaches you how to install Metamask and then patiently waits while you forget your seed phrase again. please, do not give us your seed phrase, NO, keep it somewhere safe.
So yes, we're bringing you the very best in:
Coffee that’s traceable and drinkable
Wallet experiences smoother than peanut butter.
Web3 support so sweet it could be your auntie in a WhatsApp group
Will you be left behind?
Your kabambe can’t help you now. The phone booth isn’t coming back. Fiat is flailing. All of us, we were deceived. Your data? Your choice. Your tokens? Your future.
So, join us below as we walk, run, and meme our way into the future with Kenya’s fastest-growing startups.
There will be COFFEEEEEEE!
Or as President Trump calls it... Covfefe.
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Fabian Owuor
