At the time of writing this piece, the crypto market is boring and shitty (both very technical terms). Majors are down a lot from their highs, most altcoins are offering their best impression of the ‘Wall Street Cheat Sheet Chart’ (not the good part), volatility has been crushed, and the macro spill over has turned crypto-native traders into Bloomberg Terminal headline slaves. With the spectre of their unrealised all-time high net worth weighing heavily on their conscience, speculators are tr...