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TL:DR Swag battle over rare hats 💸 Degen wallet hack loses $500K but price pumps 📞 Dev call updates on storage, profile tokens & mini apps 📲 Telegram scams roasted and wallet feature wish list shared 🎰 betr spins, staking and poker

From our ChatGPT Intern: Prof and “NotAdrienne.eth” (Toadyhawk) opened Friday’s GM Farcaster with a swag-off that turned into a fashion critique of very yellow hats, before pivoting to the Degen wallet hack where $500K vanished but the token price mysteriously moonwalked upward. From there they dunked on Telegram scams, riffed on developer jargon they barely understood, and turned protocol updates into punchlines about “manifesting” apps and Poland time.

🎙 GM — 0:00:00
🛡 Degen Hack — 0:05:54
📰 FC News — 0:10:20
🆕 Base App — 0:26:52
🛠 Builders Building — 0:29:58
💧 Clanker v4 Liquidity — 0:37:51
💸 Betr — 0:41:57

Friday’s GM Farcaster episode opened with Prof welcoming “NotAdriennne.eth” aka Toady Hawk back into the co-host seat, complete with a running joke about ENS names and fashion choices. What started as a casual “GM” quickly turned into a swag-off, with both hosts flexing rare merch and critiquing hats so yellow they were basically safety vests. Between laughs about limited-edition hoodies and souvenirs, the show set the tone as equal parts news update and comedy roast.

The big headline was a hack that drained about $500K from Degen wallets, yet somehow the token price went up instead of down. The hosts dubbed it a “bullish hack,” joking that only in crypto could theft turn into a green candle. They highlighted the quick response from the team, who secured contracts, migrated wallets, and warned the community to ignore suspicious messages sent during a brief “Poland time” hack window. Listeners were reminded to stay skeptical if a team ever suddenly switches time zones—because that’s the real red flag.

Attention then turned to updates from the Farcaster dev call, with Dylsteck posting a detailed thread that the hosts gleefully mined for content. They ran through protocol updates like app-based storage, profile tokens (aka the new way to prove your love for Betrmint), and fresh paint for the Farcaster app. Prof admitted that most of the jargon sounded like gibberish, quipping that Adrienne usually translates “dev-speak” into English, while Toady Hawk played along by making puns about “manifesting” apps. Even the most technical points were served with humor, proving that Farcaster news can double as stand-up material.

The back half of the show tackled community questions, starting with Linda asking what people love and hate about Telegram. Both hosts launched into a tirade about scams, impersonators, and fake accounts, with Toady Hawk swearing that Telegram has basically become a scammer’s theme park. From there, they shifted into wallet wish lists: requests for buy/sell history, easier swaps, and cleaner activity logs. The conversation tied back to onboarding new users and students, with both hosts agreeing that while the tech has improved dramatically (hello, lightning-fast swaps), there’s still room to make Farcaster wallets even more user-friendly.

💸 Betr Links
About Betr: https://farcaster.xyz/toadyhawk.eth/0xb08f2e37
🎰 Betrmint spin demo: https://betrmint.fun/demo
$betr token notes: https://farcaster.xyz/toadyhawk.eth/0xd806afa4
📺 /betr channel: https://farcaster.xyz/~/channel/betr

📰 FC News
🛡 Degen hack: https://farcaster.xyz/jacek/0x3313612c
📝 Farcaster Dev call notes: https://farcaster.xyz/dylsteck.eth/0xcecee316
🐦 Fave crypto Twitter accounts?: https://farcaster.xyz/dwr.eth/0x284a8618
💬 Are you in a crypto TG group?: https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0x911bae53
🔧 Biggest feature requests for the Warplet?: https://farcaster.xyz/v/0x6a419780
🙈 Just ignore it: https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0xaa68cc24
📢 SEC Chair speech: https://farcaster.xyz/garrett/0xd76a2fb7
🤖 AskGina to learn more about tokens: https://farcaster.xyz/adam-/0x02524f5b
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🆕 Base App News
Congrats Naomi!: https://farcaster.xyz/afrochicks/0x56322217
💸 Fees paid by Base: https://farcaster.xyz/oxb/0x9899fcff
❤️ Glitchy heart fun: https://farcaster.xyz/nounishprof/0xdb8b687f

🛠 Builders Building
💬 Tipn × $REPLY: https://farcaster.xyz/frontend/0xe2643c94
@fromtiktok: https://farcaster.xyz/fromtiktok/0x7406d2a3
👉 yar0x: https://farcaster.xyz/yar0x/0x71dcef96
🕹 Recess: https://farcaster.xyz/recessdotfun/0xa308edce
💧 Clanker v4 liquidity explained: https://farcaster.xyz/brixbounty/0xaa8590b8

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