βοΈ Sunlight leaks through the blackout curtains at 11 a.m., and Dex, the resident crypto degen, rolls over to silence the third price alert of the morning. He scans through his X timeline - there are early indicators of πΌοΈNFTs making a big comeback; his Discord alpha chat swears $USD/JPY is about to nuke; and Bloomberg pings a rumor that the Senate might fast-track a surprise stable-coin bill. Most days, Dex would shotgun a Red Bull, lob a few βNGMIβ memes, and pray his bags survive another ...