☀️ Sunlight leaks through the blackout curtains at 11 a.m., and Dex, the resident crypto degen, rolls over to silence the third price alert of the morning. He scans through his X timeline - there are early indicators of 🖼️NFTs making a big comeback; his Discord alpha chat swears $USD/JPY is about to nuke; and Bloomberg pings a rumor that the Senate might fast-track a surprise stable-coin bill. Most days, Dex would shotgun a Red Bull, lob a few “NGMI” memes, and pray his bags survive another ...