(Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blockchain Cult)
Let’s play a game. Imagine if Facebook Groups, cryptocurrency, and a timeshare in the Bahamas had a baby. Now give that baby a passport and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. Congratulations-you’ve just conceived Balaji Srinivasan’s vision for the Network State, Silicon Valley’s latest attempt to reboot governance like a glitchy iPhone.
This essay isn’t about whether we should build digital nations (though we’ll get to that). It’s about why the tech elite think they can-and what happens when you mix blockchain buzzwords with geopolitical ambition. Buckle up: we’re diving into a world where your Twitter followers might someday double as your fellow citizens.
Balaji Srinivasan-a man who’s been called “Silicon Valley’s favorite doomsday prepper”-thinks nation-states are due for a software update. His 2022 manifesto, The Network State, argues that online communities should evolve into sovereign entities through seven easy steps:
Start a Discord server
Agree on a meme-worthy motto (the “One Commandment”)
Mint a cryptocurrency
Crowdfund random patches of land
???
Profit!
Get the UN to recognize your Minecraft server as a real country
Okay, I’m paraphrasing. The actual definition is more polished: “A network state is a highly aligned online community with a capacity for collective action that crowdfunds territory around the world and eventually gains diplomatic recognition”12. Think of it as a cross between a Reddit subgroup, a crypto DAO, and those people who tried to start Liberland on the Croatia-Serbia border.
Traditional states emerged through war, marriage alliances, and people who really liked drawing straight lines on maps. Network States skip the messy bits:
1648: Nation-states invented by the Treaty of Westphalia
~2007: Facebook 'invents' the “Like” button
2022: Balaji's thesis asks, “Why not both?”
The progression makes a twisted kind of sense. Just as Uber “disrupted” taxis without owning cars, why not disrupt France without owning Paris? The first step is to start a new social network, the last step is to start a new state.
Every Network State needs three ingredients:
A Shared Delusion (Officially: “Moral Innovation”)
Whether it’s veganism, anti-vaxxing, or an unhealthy obsession with Dogecoin, members need something to rally around. Balaji calls this the “One Commandment”-a single principle so compelling, you’d rather argue about it online than touch grass8.
Blockchain Legos
Crypto isn’t just for buying cartoon apes anymore! In Network States, it’s the glue holding everything together:
Citizenship NFTs (“I’m a verified #VeganCoin holder!”)
Land purchases via DAO votes
Governance through token-weighted polls (1 token = 1 vote… if you own enough tokens)
Territory (But Make It Scattered)
Forget contiguous borders-Network States embrace the “digital nomad aesthetic.” Picture:
A co-living space in Bali
A server farm in Iceland
A parking lot in Nevada bought during a crypto high
All connected by Slack and a shared hatred of income tax4.
Traditional countries: “Land → People → Government”
Network States: “Twitter feud → Telegram group → Kickstarter → Oops, we bought a private island”
This inversion lets you beta-test your nation like a SaaS product:
MVP (Minimum Viable Polity): 10k Twitter followers + a Coinbase wallet
Scale Up: Add land parcels like DLC in Civilization
Exit Strategy: If it flops, rug-pull and start a new Substack68.
Balaji’s thesis taps into real trends:
Digital Tribes: Redditors would rather trust anonymous moderators than their local mayor
Exit Over Voice: Why reform healthcare when you can start “Blockchain Medicare™️” with your crypto buddies?
Tech’s Peter Pan Syndrome: Silicon Valley’s eternal quest to build Neverland for adults.
Even critics admit the model has a certain logic. As one analyst notes, “It’s Galt’s Gulch with better Wi-Fi”10.
While no Network State has UN recognition yet, prototypes are emerging:
Prospera (Honduras): A “charter city” with its own laws and crypto-friendly policies
CabinDAO: A network of crypto-owned cabins offering “city exit” packages
VitaDAO: A biotech research collective funding longevity science via NFTs
These experiments prove that passionate online communities can coordinate real-world action-even if it’s just buying forest land to post TikToks about “rewilding”.
Let’s address the manual labour question raised by critics: If your Network State runs on decentralized ideals, who’s cleaning the toilets in your digital utopia?
Balaji’s answer: “Uhh… automation?” followed by vague gestures toward AI and vertical farms10. Critics counter that this ignores the 99% of humans who aren’t prompt engineers. As writer Dave Karpf snarks, “Someone’s gotta scrub the metaverse toilets”.
There’s a dark side to opt-in governance:
Citizenship as a Subscription Service: Pay-to-play models could exclude the poor
Corporate Capture: Imagine “Amazon Prime Citizenship” with free 2-day shipping
Jurisdiction Shopping: Pedo-coin Network States, anyone?9
Even boosters admit this could create “networked gated communities for the global elite”4.
Getting existing states to acknowledge your Minecraft server as a peer is… tricky. As international lawyer Anon puts it:
“The Montevideo Convention requires states to have a) permanent population, b) defined territory, c) government, and d) capacity to enter relations. Most Network States fail at ‘permanent population’ because everyone logs off after the crypto crash”.
Network States have three options for defence:
CryptoSecurity™️: Hack enemy missiles with quantum blockchain
Subcontract to Blackwater: Accept Visa and Ethereum
Pray: A time-tested strategy
Network States face a brutal reality check when it comes to defence: you can’t blockchain your way out of an artillery barrage. While Balaji hand-waves about “cloud-first security,” the military challenges break down into three comically analog categories:
The Private Army Paradox
Most Network States would subcontract defence to firms like Blackwater (now Academi) or Wagner Group 2.0 – creating a Sovereignty-as-a-Service model. But as the U.S. learned in Iraq, mercenaries don’t make loyal citizens. Imagine your national security depending on contractors who might switch sides if your crypto crashes.
Bandwidth vs. Bullets
Military networks – even in advanced armies – routinely fail in combat zones due to signal jamming and infrastructure collapse. A Network State’s “digital capital” becomes worthless when adversaries simply cut undersea cables or fry satellites. Recent DoD studies show 72% of field units experience critical comms failures during operations – and these are actual militaries with trillion-dollar budgets.
The Boots-on-Ground Gap
As network-centric warfare advocates learned in Afghanistan, you can’t drone-strike your way to lasting control. Physical territory requires physical enforcement – a harsh truth for cloud-based communities. Even Estonia’s e-residency program (the closest real-world parallel) relies entirely on NATO’s Article 5 for defense.
The brutal math: No historical state survived without either a monopoly on violence or a powerful patron. Network States want the prestige of sovereignty without the messy (and expensive) reality of F-35s and infantry divisions.
Balaji’s vision sits somewhere between genius and grift. While the full Network State remains speculative, pieces are falling into place:
Blockchain Governance: Estonia’s e-residency program and Georgia’s blockchain land registry show real-world adoption
Digital Identity: Millions of crypto degens now have blockchain-based IDs
Crypto Law: Wyoming recognizes DAOs as legal entities (pdf link https://sos.wyo.gov/Business/Docs/DAOs_FAQs.pdf)
The biggest legacy might be psychological. As tech critic Evgeny Morozov notes, “Network States are less about replacing governments than proving they’re no longer monopolies”9.
Further Reading
Final Word
The Network State is either the future of governance or the ultimate tech bro vanity project. Either way, it’s a fascinating mirror held up to our digital age-one that reflects both our wildest ambitions and our tendency to confuse Twitter trends with revolution. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to check if my .eth domain qualifies me for citizenship in DogeLand…