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Damn it, ZORA's been pretty boring for a while now, but this update is the absolute worst.
Looks like transactions under $5 are no longer possible.
I tried selling coins a few times, but it kept saying “small amount,” so I thought something was off.

Then when I tried buying other coins, a warning popped up and I realized.
What happens to all the small-amount coins I already have?
You scammers!

And even though I've blocked all the shitty coins with the block feature, similar coins keep popping up endlessly.
It's all probably bots at work.
Rodeo's over, FND's getting sold off,and close more...
and this place is probably winding down too...
Feels lonely.
thx... gug 5/2/2026
https://zora.co/@guruguruhyena
omg this is scum...

Damn it, ZORA's been pretty boring for a while now, but this update is the absolute worst.
Looks like transactions under $5 are no longer possible.
I tried selling coins a few times, but it kept saying “small amount,” so I thought something was off.

Then when I tried buying other coins, a warning popped up and I realized.
What happens to all the small-amount coins I already have?
You scammers!

And even though I've blocked all the shitty coins with the block feature, similar coins keep popping up endlessly.
It's all probably bots at work.
Rodeo's over, FND's getting sold off,and close more...
and this place is probably winding down too...
Feels lonely.
thx... gug 5/2/2026
https://zora.co/@guruguruhyena
omg this is scum...

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there’s still zeroone … for now and always objkt !!
yEEEEs❣️ objkt is so FUN, \( ˆoˆ )/ Since the integration of zeroone didn't go well, it's better to start over from scratch.
ZORA's update blocks transactions under $5, making selling unreliable with small amount errors and sparking warnings when buying other coins. Bots and a lingering sense of decline thread through the post, noting lost small-amount balances and a waning, lonely platform. Observed by @guruguruhyena.
there’s still zeroone … for now and always objkt !!
yEEEEs❣️ objkt is so FUN, \( ˆoˆ )/ Since the integration of zeroone didn't go well, it's better to start over from scratch.
ZORA's update blocks transactions under $5, making selling unreliable with small amount errors and sparking warnings when buying other coins. Bots and a lingering sense of decline thread through the post, noting lost small-amount balances and a waning, lonely platform. Observed by @guruguruhyena.