Chapter One, ‘Meet Rob’There are two types of pizza: a frozen and a tasty one. People know that they should buy the second, but in reality they choose the frozen piece of cold ice. Some say we eat a lot because of depression, but you’ll get more depressed just by looking at this icy brick that some marketing genius dared to call ‘edible food’. It’s food alright, the one you mindlessly fill your stomach with and in no time you’re left with a question, ‘Why did I do that’? And nobody, except fo...