The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took2 their drink orders3. "I want a Sprite," said4 the first little piggie. "I would5 like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied6 the third little piggie!

The drinks were brought7 and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

The meals8 were brought out and a little while9 later10 the waiter approached11 the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed12 the third little piggie!

"Pardon13 me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you only ordered14 beer all evening?"

The third piggie says...

"Well somebody15 has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took2 their drink orders3. "I want a Sprite," said4 the first little piggie. "I would5 like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied6 the third little piggie!

The drinks were brought7 and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

The meals8 were brought out and a little while9 later10 the waiter approached11 the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed12 the third little piggie!

"Pardon13 me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you only ordered14 beer all evening?"

The third piggie says...

"Well somebody15 has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"