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Kentucky:
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying , so heto ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my ."
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana State was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world.
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his, "Bubba, somebody just stole your truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the number.
Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, " whut?"
North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Kentucky:
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying , so heto ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my ."
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana State was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world.
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his, "Bubba, somebody just stole your truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the number.
Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, " whut?"
North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
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