Kentucky: The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying , so heto ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my ." You gotta love those Kentucky women. Louisiana: A senior at Louisiana State was overheard saying... "When the end...