Alien LOG: Stardate 100256.03Lords, Romans, Countryfrogs. Lend me your ears.Recently, there has been a disturbance in what many of you will undoubtedly know as “the space-time continuum”. Although a regular occurrence of which most of you are usually blissfully unaware. But this time YOU have been sucked into the vacuum of potential possibility - a singularity, forming like the primordial lights that stirred the formative soup of the Universe way back when. This document will inform the reade...

Alien LOG: Stardate 100256.03Lords, Romans, Countryfrogs. Lend me your ears.Recently, there has been a disturbance in what many of you will undoubtedly know as “the space-time continuum”. Although a regular occurrence of which most of you are usually blissfully unaware. But this time YOU have been sucked into the vacuum of potential possibility - a singularity, forming like the primordial lights that stirred the formative soup of the Universe way back when. This document will inform the reade...