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BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN
The MINER is hunched over with their face buried in them hands.
NARRATOR (O.S.)
The Miner has lost his self on
the blockchain, blinded by greed.
MINER
(looks up)
That was my money!
NARRATOR
Decentralisation in the pit of
the cryptoverse is a heavy load
to bare.
The MINER buries their face back in them hands.
NARRATOR (CONT'D)
Scammers, impersonating bots, an
ape in a DAO and fractionalised
punks are speculating on the
deterministic spirit of Satoshi
Nakamoto.
The MINER looks up and spits at the NARRATOR.
NARRATOR
If the Miner is to successfully
contradict identity.
MINER
Then what?
NARRATOR
He will have to bridge blockchains
over a cyber river to meet an
oracle and ultimately, deliver his
seed phrase.
The MINER rises...
MINER
I can give my seed
...and slides their right hand in they pants and begins to
masturbate.
END OF EPISODE
BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN
The MINER is hunched over with their face buried in them hands.
NARRATOR (O.S.)
The Miner has lost his self on
the blockchain, blinded by greed.
MINER
(looks up)
That was my money!
NARRATOR
Decentralisation in the pit of
the cryptoverse is a heavy load
to bare.
The MINER buries their face back in them hands.
NARRATOR (CONT'D)
Scammers, impersonating bots, an
ape in a DAO and fractionalised
punks are speculating on the
deterministic spirit of Satoshi
Nakamoto.
The MINER looks up and spits at the NARRATOR.
NARRATOR
If the Miner is to successfully
contradict identity.
MINER
Then what?
NARRATOR
He will have to bridge blockchains
over a cyber river to meet an
oracle and ultimately, deliver his
seed phrase.
The MINER rises...
MINER
I can give my seed
...and slides their right hand in they pants and begins to
masturbate.
END OF EPISODE
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