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NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN
The NARRATOR is in a recording booth.
NARRATOR
UPPERCASE Daniel has lost himself
on the blockchain... I apologise,
that's a mix up with an old script.
Papers shuffling.
NARRATOR
We're profiling UPPERCASE Daniel,
right? Not The Miner.
A muffled voice responds from a control room.
NARRATOR
Where is The Miner? I thought he
was the protagonist of this show?
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Ok, it's a tough industry, I get it.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
I just think it would be nice to
return to The Miner seeing as
though the only episodes that
made any money featured him.
The voice responds excessively and angrily.
NARRATOR
Ok, fine, (clears throat).
When UPPERCASE Daniel sniffed
half of Nancy Brown's heart
into his nostril...
I'm sorry Ser, I have to be
honest, if you're thinking of
cutting The Miner, then out of
solidarity, I should quit.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Yes, Instagram is a platform.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
No, I think it's beautiful that
you value attention.
The voice responds, excitedly.
NARRATOR
Sure. Everybody is doing it these
days.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
I'm ok with my voice being open
to freely build upon, enhance and
reuse for any purposes without
restriction.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Oh, I'm flattered, thank you.
The voice responds at length and eventually gets cut off.
NARRATOR
Not to be rude, but we're
over the one minute mark here
and that means overtime pay.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Sure, as long as the token is
non-fungible.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Deal.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
No problem. I won't bring it
up ever again.
The voice responds. Papers are torn by the NARRATOR.
END OF EPISODE
NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN
The NARRATOR is in a recording booth.
NARRATOR
UPPERCASE Daniel has lost himself
on the blockchain... I apologise,
that's a mix up with an old script.
Papers shuffling.
NARRATOR
We're profiling UPPERCASE Daniel,
right? Not The Miner.
A muffled voice responds from a control room.
NARRATOR
Where is The Miner? I thought he
was the protagonist of this show?
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Ok, it's a tough industry, I get it.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
I just think it would be nice to
return to The Miner seeing as
though the only episodes that
made any money featured him.
The voice responds excessively and angrily.
NARRATOR
Ok, fine, (clears throat).
When UPPERCASE Daniel sniffed
half of Nancy Brown's heart
into his nostril...
I'm sorry Ser, I have to be
honest, if you're thinking of
cutting The Miner, then out of
solidarity, I should quit.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Yes, Instagram is a platform.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
No, I think it's beautiful that
you value attention.
The voice responds, excitedly.
NARRATOR
Sure. Everybody is doing it these
days.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
I'm ok with my voice being open
to freely build upon, enhance and
reuse for any purposes without
restriction.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Oh, I'm flattered, thank you.
The voice responds at length and eventually gets cut off.
NARRATOR
Not to be rude, but we're
over the one minute mark here
and that means overtime pay.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Sure, as long as the token is
non-fungible.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
Deal.
The voice responds.
NARRATOR
No problem. I won't bring it
up ever again.
The voice responds. Papers are torn by the NARRATOR.
END OF EPISODE
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