NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN

STABLE D, with their back to the screen, turns to face UPPERCASE
DANIEL.

                  STABLE D
          This is a note from Nancy Brown.

                  NANCY BROWN (O.S.)
      	  Forget about me and return to the 
          gates of Namecoin where The Miner 
          is waiting for you. Danny, you 
          have half of my heart.

                  UPPERCASE DANIEL
          Ok, Nancy. I’ll do it for you Nancy!

STABLE D slaps the note through UPPERCASE DANIEL’s face.

                  UPPERCASE DANIEL
          Why did you do that?
            
                  STABLE D
          It said so on the back of the note.

STABLE D points at the letters WAGMI on the back of the note.

                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
          How do I get back to The Miner?

STABLE D tosses the note…

                  STABLE D
          There’s a shortcut through Solana.

…and opens a purple receptacle.

                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
          Thanks for the offer, but I lost my 
          legs on a shortcut; I must protect
          Nancy Brown’s heart.

The purple receptacle’s colour desaturates.

                  STABLE D			
          That’s weird… there’s not much 
          network activity and NFTs are 
          supposed to be dead so I don’t 
          know why Solana is broken again.

STABLE D's pixels start to smudge.

               	     UPPERCASE DANIEL
          You stand there with a smudgy face - 
          artificial intelligence, I could 
          lose my job bcoz of you. Now that’s
          weird.

END OF EPISODE

NAMECOIN BLOCKCHAIN

STABLE D, with their back to the screen, turns to face UPPERCASE
DANIEL.

                  STABLE D
          This is a note from Nancy Brown.

                  NANCY BROWN (O.S.)
      	  Forget about me and return to the 
          gates of Namecoin where The Miner 
          is waiting for you. Danny, you 
          have half of my heart.

                  UPPERCASE DANIEL
          Ok, Nancy. I’ll do it for you Nancy!

STABLE D slaps the note through UPPERCASE DANIEL’s face.

                  UPPERCASE DANIEL
          Why did you do that?
            
                  STABLE D
          It said so on the back of the note.

STABLE D points at the letters WAGMI on the back of the note.

                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
          How do I get back to The Miner?

STABLE D tosses the note…

                  STABLE D
          There’s a shortcut through Solana.

…and opens a purple receptacle.

                      UPPERCASE DANIEL
          Thanks for the offer, but I lost my 
          legs on a shortcut; I must protect
          Nancy Brown’s heart.

The purple receptacle’s colour desaturates.

                  STABLE D			
          That’s weird… there’s not much 
          network activity and NFTs are 
          supposed to be dead so I don’t 
          know why Solana is broken again.

STABLE D's pixels start to smudge.

               	     UPPERCASE DANIEL
          You stand there with a smudgy face - 
          artificial intelligence, I could 
          lose my job bcoz of you. Now that’s
          weird.

END OF EPISODE