ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN

The MINER and WOBBLES free-fall, side by side, toward the cyber 
river.

                  MINER 
           Hold me close, it’s cold out here.

                  WOBBLES
           You sicken me.

The MINER sneezes into WOBBLES's face.

                  WOBBLES
           	   The Baptist will cure you.

                  MINER
           But have you been vaccinated?

                  WOBBLES
                            (pointing)
           There he is!

                  MINER
           Where?

                  WOBBLES
           Au revoir.

WOBBLES spins The MINER off their axis and into the air.

                  BAPTIST (O.S.)
           The cyber river is a loose 
                   colleciton of sub-personalities
                   that have lost their way.

The MINER hits the floor, stands up and talks to the BAPTIST whose 
facial features are stuck to the wall.

                  MINER
           Which way can I go... to a 
                   new beginning?

                  Baptist
           You wish to be baptised?

                  MINER 
           Well, what’s it like...  
           Is it like waaaaa?
                            (twerks)
           Or like bluuuuuugg? 
                            (sticks out tongue)
                   And then zzzuuuurbnnn?
                            (rubs genitals)

                  BAPTIST
           Uh-uh! It starts like this!

The BAPTIST beams an array of smoke and mirrors. 

                  MINER
           This feels a lot like my last 
                   episode.

END OF EPISODE

ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN

The MINER and WOBBLES free-fall, side by side, toward the cyber 
river.

                  MINER 
           Hold me close, it’s cold out here.

                  WOBBLES
           You sicken me.

The MINER sneezes into WOBBLES's face.

                  WOBBLES
           	   The Baptist will cure you.

                  MINER
           But have you been vaccinated?

                  WOBBLES
                            (pointing)
           There he is!

                  MINER
           Where?

                  WOBBLES
           Au revoir.

WOBBLES spins The MINER off their axis and into the air.

                  BAPTIST (O.S.)
           The cyber river is a loose 
                   colleciton of sub-personalities
                   that have lost their way.

The MINER hits the floor, stands up and talks to the BAPTIST whose 
facial features are stuck to the wall.

                  MINER
           Which way can I go... to a 
                   new beginning?

                  Baptist
           You wish to be baptised?

                  MINER 
           Well, what’s it like...  
           Is it like waaaaa?
                            (twerks)
           Or like bluuuuuugg? 
                            (sticks out tongue)
                   And then zzzuuuurbnnn?
                            (rubs genitals)

                  BAPTIST
           Uh-uh! It starts like this!

The BAPTIST beams an array of smoke and mirrors. 

                  MINER
           This feels a lot like my last 
                   episode.

END OF EPISODE