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ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
The MINER is unmoored on the cyber river; singing to the rhythm of
Boney M's - 'Rivers of Babylon'.
MINER (V.O)
By the rivers of Ethereum
where the gwei go up and down
oh yeah we wait
for a Sunday afternoon.
BIGFLOAT, a floating fat-handed face, appears above the cyber river.
BIGFLOAT
Miner, it is time for your
transition.
MINER
Transition into what?
BIGFLOAT
Web3.
MINER
Web free?
BIGFLOAT
Yes, from web2 to web3.
The MINER changes position as the flow of the river does too.
BIGFLOAT
And, (clears throat), the pronoun
is pronounced “web three”.
MINER
Ok but, can we agree that it's
gonna be web free from
manipulating my private parts;
coz that’s my data!
The MINER has now worked themselves into an odd stance.
BIGFLOAT
Lie still.
BIGFLOAT approaches The MINER.
MINER
What are you doing with your
hands?
BIGFLOAT
This won’t hurt.
BIGFLOAT gets to The MINER.
MINER
Tell my mother I love her.
END OF EPISODE
ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
The MINER is unmoored on the cyber river; singing to the rhythm of
Boney M's - 'Rivers of Babylon'.
MINER (V.O)
By the rivers of Ethereum
where the gwei go up and down
oh yeah we wait
for a Sunday afternoon.
BIGFLOAT, a floating fat-handed face, appears above the cyber river.
BIGFLOAT
Miner, it is time for your
transition.
MINER
Transition into what?
BIGFLOAT
Web3.
MINER
Web free?
BIGFLOAT
Yes, from web2 to web3.
The MINER changes position as the flow of the river does too.
BIGFLOAT
And, (clears throat), the pronoun
is pronounced “web three”.
MINER
Ok but, can we agree that it's
gonna be web free from
manipulating my private parts;
coz that’s my data!
The MINER has now worked themselves into an odd stance.
BIGFLOAT
Lie still.
BIGFLOAT approaches The MINER.
MINER
What are you doing with your
hands?
BIGFLOAT
This won’t hurt.
BIGFLOAT gets to The MINER.
MINER
Tell my mother I love her.
END OF EPISODE
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